1 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:11,054 Great fucking day for a boat ride. 2 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:28,376 "Meet me on the boat at the starboard side of the dock." 3 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,728 The fuck is starboard? 4 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,514 Hello? 5 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:43,913 Timmy? 6 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,060 Timmy? 7 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,067 Hello? 8 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,263 Timmy? 9 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,839 Hello? 10 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,413 Ahoy! 11 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,200 Oh. Hey, Timmy. What's good? 12 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:56,638 What's good? I don't know, Crystal. 13 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,989 You tell me. Maybe a little sex, 14 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:03,383 maybe a little drugs, and a lot of rock 'n' roll. 15 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,768 You still haven't told me what exactly we're doing today. 16 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,552 Oh, it's just gonna be a chill-party kind of thing. 17 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:42,944 Oh, party. 18 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,294 Well, party for two, 19 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,123 but it's gonna be epic! 20 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,647 You said it was gonna be chill. 21 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,563 We contain multitudes, Crystal. 22 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:53,782 No, thank you. 23 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,178 You don't know who I am, do you? 24 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:00,658 Who are you? 25 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:01,877 Are you... 26 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:06,273 Okay. All right. 27 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,536 Okay. 28 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,062 ♪ All right ♪ 29 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,197 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 30 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:21,375 ♪ Yeah-ah, yeah 31 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,419 Yeah! 32 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,164 Come on-- Albert Natural. 33 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,513 Where have you been the last 30 years? 34 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,560 You've been shipwrecked on a desert island and left for dead? 35 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,698 I'm sorry. 36 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:44,788 That was, um, that was, that was uncalled for. 37 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,314 And that was a little defensive. 38 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,577 I just, um, we used to be big, 39 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,013 or at least we had a dedicated following, 40 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,623 and now nobody knows who we are. 41 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:56,888 And, um... yeah. 42 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,063 That was your band. 43 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,718 Yes, that was my band! Yes. 44 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,895 And I want us to come back, which is why you are here. 45 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,506 Okay? 46 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,681 My girlfriend, Ashley, is gonna be here any minute now, 47 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:10,814 and I think we should set sail on that lake 48 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,077 and make an epic lovemaking video. 49 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,384 You film it, you edit it, 50 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,125 you put it up on the World Wide Web, and then... 51 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,127 and then it goes viral, right? 52 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:21,261 And Albert Natural? Back in business, baby! 53 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,091 What? 54 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,137 Oh, no. Is that inappropriate? 55 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,444 Did I... 56 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,404 Dang it. I knew I should have told you before you got here, 57 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,972 but I wanted to tell you in person because, you know, I'm... 58 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:39,278 I'm nice, but I... I screwed it up. 59 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,063 I screwed it up. Okay, okay. Go home. 60 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,195 Go, go. I'm so sorry I offended you. 61 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,327 I'm so sorry. - No, stop it. It's fine. 62 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,677 I used to PA "Real Sex" on HBO. 63 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,986 There's nothing you can say that... 64 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,902 Buddy, you're okay. You're fine. 65 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:56,383 Really?-Yeah. 66 00:04:57,253 --> 00:05:00,996 Well, if you aren't... amazing. 67 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,435 Thank you! Okay. All right! So we got a plan. 68 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,742 We got a good plan. - No, that's a bad plan. 69 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,439 - Yeah? - Yeah. 70 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:10,614 Wait. Why bad? 71 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,921 Sex tapes don't go viral anymore. 72 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,490 Missed the boat, kid. 73 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:23,279 Well, maybe you don't know what I have to offer just yet. 74 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,848 What do you have to offer? 75 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,200 What? 76 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,116 What? 77 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:38,512 My rod. 78 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:40,730 I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. 79 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:41,645 My rod. 80 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,604 - What? - My rod! 81 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,609 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 82 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,176 All good things to those who wait. 83 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,482 You're not gonna have to wait that long, 84 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,050 because Ashley will be here any second now. 85 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,881 Really excited to meet her. 86 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:02,623 Any second now. 87 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,637 Would you mind if I put my robe on? 88 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,815 It's a little chillier out here 89 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,556 than I thought it was going to be, you know? 90 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,562 Ashley is running late. 91 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,784 I know. But you know how women are. 92 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:37,875 You know, she probably wants to look nice and smell nice. 93 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,748 And it's okay. 94 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,450 It's quite the little bag of tricks you got over there. 95 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,801 Oh, yeah. This ain't my first rodeo. 96 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,064 Ashley! 97 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,892 That's Ashley? 98 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:56,894 Can I help you? 99 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,722 Hey, do you know Alfred Natural? 100 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,159 - Albert. - Albert Natural. 101 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,596 What? 102 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,424 What are you doing? You want to be Ashley? 103 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,382 No, don't. Don't do that! 104 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,950 What the fuck? Don't let a good fish go. 105 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:11,909 He's a perfect Ashley. - Crystal! Shh-shh-shh! 106 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,825 Look what you fucking did. 107 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,306 No... no! 108 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,136 I'm sorry. 109 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:26,750 Um... I'm practicing scream therapy, 110 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,057 and I'm not exactly sure when to scream. 111 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,798 Is that a lie? 112 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:32,887 What do you think? 113 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,629 Yeah, I think it's a lie. 114 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,369 Uh, fuck it. I don't care. 115 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,762 Maybe not. No. 116 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,547 You're definitely a stunted man-child 117 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,592 who just screams every time he doesn't get what he wants. 118 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,159 - That's what you think? - Yeah. 119 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:51,471 Well, maybe... it's not that at all. 120 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,177 Yeah! 121 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,747 All right. Little montage music. 122 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,923 So, what do you think happened to Ashley? 123 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,968 I think she probably caught wind of a part of me 124 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:14,537 that many people find undesirable. 125 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,060 This place has literally everything. 126 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,672 Look. Spot for the drums. 127 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,108 Bonus! 128 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,675 And they have this whole safety corner over here. 129 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:22,893 Come see this. Look. 130 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,068 The floaty ring that you throw out. 131 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,027 You got the fire extinguisher. 132 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:28,507 You got the ax. 133 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,640 Why do you need an ax? 134 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,033 Oh! Come up here. Come see this. 135 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:36,603 I have this deep desire to see people and be seen by people. 136 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,780 And, yeah, sometimes I come across a little strong. 137 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:42,217 Here. Get closer. Whoa! 138 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,044 Little tubby. 139 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,700 Big, ol' tubby! Am I right? 140 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:51,313 It's like... it's meta. It's so cool. 141 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:52,706 Yeah, check these guys out here. 142 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,272 And you could call it desperation. 143 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,491 That's fair. 144 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:56,753 I used to be able to do it better, 145 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,276 but you get the idea. 146 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,713 But lately I've been trying to own it. 147 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,584 I want to be a famous rock star 148 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,588 in deep connection with the world. 149 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,197 You look cool. 150 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,853 I want to be on stage and have them worship me and, 151 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,420 and my music and... 152 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,903 and yes... my rod. 153 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,212 But more importantly, I... 154 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,563 I want to be in deep connection with another human being. 155 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,001 Come on! 156 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,351 Come on! 157 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,049 You little raccoon. 158 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,270 It's my only coat. 159 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,227 I don't think it's the coat. 160 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:39,317 It's you. No. 161 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,102 What sounds do raccoons make? 162 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,669 I don't know. 163 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,456 You're sweet. You're fun. You're cuddly. 164 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,025 A little scary. 165 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,984 I thought I had that connection with Ashley, 166 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,464 and we could share it with the world 167 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:59,162 in the form of a beautiful, pure, lovemaking video. 168 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:02,645 But... I guess I misread the situation. 169 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,604 And, you know, I mean, 170 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:08,956 that happens to me more often than I'd like to admit. 171 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,220 Yeah. You're vicious. 172 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,787 I'm a lot vicious. 173 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,572 Anyhow, easy come, easy go. 174 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,618 You want to head back? 175 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:20,880 I'll do it. 176 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,143 What? 177 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,235 Okay. You rolling? 178 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,236 Yeah, I'm rolling. 179 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,193 Are you, are you set? 180 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,326 Give me a second. 181 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,763 Sorry. I'm just... I'm nervous. 182 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,286 Yeah. I'm ready. 183 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,505 Okay. 184 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:51,259 ♪ Mama says it's the little things ♪ 185 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,871 ♪ But I say... ♪ 186 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,177 - You want to see? - ♪ ...it's the big stuff ♪ 187 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,569 Yeah. 188 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,136 Not yet! 189 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:06,969 ♪ And I don't want your tiny diamond ring ♪ 190 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:15,979 ♪ I just want your big, big, big, big love ♪ 191 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,939 Are you ready for mega time? 192 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:25,423 ♪ It's so big and hard to find ♪ 193 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:29,689 ♪ It's too much to take ♪ 194 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:36,521 ♪ But this whole time, it's been right there... ♪ 195 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,967 Holy shit! 196 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:55,932 ♪ Wa-huh, wa-huh ♪ 197 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,499 Can I touch it? 198 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,370 ♪ Wa-huh-ah-huh ♪ 199 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,632 Be careful. 200 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,679 - ♪ Wa-huh-ah - Okay. 201 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:07,117 ♪ Wa-huh-ah ♪ 202 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,467 Gentle, gentle, gentle. No, no, no! 203 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:16,038 No! No! Timmy! Come here. 204 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,738 No! Come back here! 205 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,087 Timmy? 206 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,177 Hey, buddy. 207 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,572 Where'd you go? 208 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:31,054 Timmy? 209 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:35,015 It's fine. It happened... to every guy. 210 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,277 Hey. 211 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,639 Hey. 212 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,298 You want to hear some nautical wisdom? 213 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,606 It's not the size of the boat. 214 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,783 It's the motion of the ocean. 215 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,662 Hey, buddy. It's okay. 216 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,056 That's very funny. 217 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,408 Crystal, you're so nice. I'm so embarrassed. 218 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,844 Oh, God. Don't be embarrassed. 219 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,192 I'm ashamed. 220 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,759 No. I knew there wasn't an Ashley. 221 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,414 I knew from the first time you said her name. 222 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,850 What, you did? 223 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,156 Yeah. 224 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,941 You came, anyway? 225 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,595 Yeah. 226 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,511 I mean, I didn't think you were gonna pay me $1,000 227 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,469 to sit on a boat and videotape you. 228 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,776 - You're incredible. - Oh, it's fine. 229 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,778 This isn't even the first time someone has asked me 230 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,346 to re-create the Pam-and-Tommy sex tape. 231 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,956 Wait. There's a Pam-and-Tommy sex tape? 232 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,437 Mm-hmm. It's like most famous sex tape of all time. 233 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,525 Pam and Tom Skerritt? 234 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,396 No. Tommy. Tommy Lee. 235 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,834 Tommy Lee Jones made a sex tape?! 236 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,794 How did I not know this? 237 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,362 All right, listen. 238 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,495 I am down to make a banger of a sex tape with you. 239 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,193 - Lovemaking video, please. - Lovemaking video. 240 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,718 But if we're gonna do that, 241 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:13,983 I need you to be honest about what you want 242 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:20,250 and... about who you actually want to be. 243 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,228 This is really soft. 244 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,098 Yeah. 245 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,144 It's actually quite beautiful. 246 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:47,060 Yeah. 247 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,584 Oh, my God. 248 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,633 Rock 'n' roll!-Yeah. 249 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,678 All right, give me a sec. 250 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,419 Oh, I look good. 251 00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,986 Yeah, you do. 252 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,686 Mm-hmm. This is big. 253 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,341 - It's beautiful. - Yeah. Okay. 254 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,953 Dinnertime! 255 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,608 Wait! I got an idea. Hold on. 256 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,826 Don't move. - Okay. 257 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,439 Don't move. You are gonna love this. 258 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,186 Oh, my God! It's a big, bad wolf! 259 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,665 I hope it doesn't eat me. 260 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:31,364 Actually, I hope he eats me. 261 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,804 Wait. No, no, no, no, no! Please, please. 262 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,197 No, it's okay. 263 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,372 Don't--don't take it off. Don't. 264 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,547 I'm not ready. I'm not. 265 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,288 - Hey! - Please. 266 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,724 I got you, I got you, I got you. 267 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,813 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 268 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,078 Yeah. It's okay. 269 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,825 There you go. 270 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,310 Yeah. 271 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,662 Yeah. 272 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,497 All of it. 273 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,560 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 274 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,561 Oh, my God. 275 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,824 I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry. 276 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,913 I was just excited to see you. 277 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,351 Oh, my God. What time is it? 278 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,743 I don't know. 279 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,962 I don't really care. Honestly, I'm just... 280 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,052 I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be alive. 281 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,097 Happy to be with you. 282 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,577 Yeah. 283 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,318 All right. 284 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,580 It's cool. 285 00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,193 Oh, it's not cool. It's awesome. 286 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,802 Seriously, I don't want to blow this off. 287 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,369 This was amazing what you did for me today. 288 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,632 You were so kind and generous and... 289 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,374 and you taught me. 290 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,506 I don't have to be worshiped on stage for my rod... 291 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,117 Such a good rod. 292 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,770 ...or to make some stupid sex tape. 293 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,555 I just need one person. 294 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,429 That's everything, right? And I... 295 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,041 And now I've got it, so I'm just happy. 296 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,001 That's so cool. 297 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,309 Um, should we head back? 298 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,661 What? 299 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,533 No, it's just you, um, you hired me for the day. 300 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,754 It's night. We could... just head back. 301 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,803 Right! Right. That's why you're here. 302 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,589 Because I hired you. Of course. 303 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,591 - No. - No, no, no, no, no. 304 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:51,635 - It's not. - Crystal, it is... 305 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,028 It's um... 306 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,900 Crystal, it's fine. I completely understand. 307 00:17:55,987 --> 00:18:00,818 And yes, of course we will go back. Yes. 308 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:01,950 Okay. 309 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,559 Wait. I'm sorry. Hold on just one second. 310 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,866 One second. I just... 311 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,957 I don't want to be a petulant, little boy. 312 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,133 I want to be the man that you taught me how to be today. 313 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,440 And I want to say what I want, 314 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:18,445 and what I want is to keep sailing with you. 315 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,055 I want to head out into the brackish, 316 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,014 where the lines between saltwater and freshwater 317 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,365 and men and women are just obliterated. 318 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,975 And, and I want to keep making this, 319 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,195 this free jazz, improvisational music. 320 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,284 I want to rock out with you, Crystal! 321 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,893 Yeah. 322 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:36,680 Don't fake-laugh with me. And don't fake-smile... please. 323 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,639 It's beneath us. 324 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,468 If that's not what you want, just tell me. 325 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,644 Just be honest. 326 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,085 I think it's cool if we just... 327 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392 if we just, like... 328 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:58,833 If we just, you know, we could, um... 329 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:06,493 we could go to the deck, and we could have a drink. 330 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,279 And we could talk about whatever-- 331 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,759 - Is that what you want? - Yeah. 332 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,022 Are you lying? 333 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,764 No. 334 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,332 Are you scared? 335 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,379 No, I'm not scared. 336 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,772 Because you look scared to me. 337 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,341 And I know what scared people look like, Crystal. 338 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,606 So, maybe we do it this way. 339 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,826 Maybe... maybe I count to 10. 340 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,307 And if you want to hang out on the dock 341 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,917 and have a drink and keep sailing, great. 342 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,572 I would love it so much. 343 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,357 But if you're scared, and part of you 344 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:49,275 thinks something terrible might happen here tonight... 345 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,150 ...then I want you to have a 10-second head start, okay? 346 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:05,378 10...9...8...7... 6... 347 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:09,730 5...4...3... 348 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,861 Crystal!